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The good Samaritan goes home

20 April 2008   Jeff Gill

Inspired by this sketch I wrote a sketch which avoids the wife-hating and features a ninja:

Joanna: Where is he? He should have been home ages ago. She gasps. What if he was the one they attacked! No, they said he was a Jew. But Nathan looks like a Jew sometimes when the light is low…

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Dressing for church

24 March 2008   Jeff Gill

(entering shop) You’ve got to help me!

Madame, that is what I am here to do. I am Walter J Wolf, king of Christian Couture. In what way may I be of assistance?

My friend invited me to church and I said yes and I’ve never been to church before and I don’t know what to wear or what to say and I’m going to make a total fool of myself.

A common fear, but one that need not overwhelm you, not once you have set foot in this shop. First of all, let’s think about your clothing –

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Jesus's job interview

17 March 2008   Jeff Gill

I wrote and Christine and I performed this sketch at our church on Sunday. Christine would be a brilliant HR person.

Welcome to Saviours PLC, Jesus. Is it okay for me to call you Jesus?

Yes, that’s fine.

So you would like to become a saviour?

That’s right.

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Look! Another video

2 December 2007   Jeff Gill

This video will make no sense out of the context of the script, but watch it anyway. It’s only a minute long.

If you click on the link for the script you will notice that it takes you to a wiki site called The Crick. The Crick is the site where I post all my notes for my lessons and messages and sketches.

Why would I want to do that? Several reasons.

  1. It is a good place to store them.
  2. I can get to them no matter what computer I happen to be using.
  3. They are easy to share with people (e.g. actors in the sketches or you).
  4. Anyone can edit and improve them.

There are many, many wonderful people giving away ministry material on a billion websites all across the internet. Some look like they’ve not been touched since 1998. Others are branded up to the eyeballs so you who’s giving you all that goodness.

The thing is, for incredibly picky people like me nothing, whether free or purchased, is quite right. I always end up changing it to make it fit what I am doing. So I thought, what if lots of people could give away their stuff – and really give it away, unbranded, with no usage restrictions and open to improvement? That would be cool. And useful. In time, once enough material was on there, a creative youth or children’s minister could go to The Crick and put together their own curriculum. For free.

That’s my crazy idea. If you or someone you know might be interested, let me know in the comments or at jeff at gmail dot com. Meanwhile, if you are looking for a sketch, there are six here.


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